Love This Dallas Sportscaster Announcing His Retirement By Mocking The Cowboys For Not Winning A Super Bowl In 25 Years

[WFAA] - “There's an old proverb that says all good things must come to an end, and it's true, all good things do,” Hansen said. “I've been waiting 25 years for the Cowboys to win another Super Bowl and I can't wait anymore.” 

Not to be nit picky here and rain on Dale Hansen's retirement parade but you're going to be waiting longer than 25 years, partner. The Cowboys are basically UCLA of NFL. Last win came in the mid-90s when a bunch of fans weren't even alive and those that are actually fans were young. Now they still talk about how they are the face of the sport and use one surprise run to puff their chest out. Actually, that's insulting to UCLA. UCLA at least made three straight Final Fours in the 2000s. More impressive than anything the Cowboys have done. 

It's actually shocking that the Cowboys haven't been to a conference championship game since 1995. Almost seems impossible. Think about all the teams that have made at least a conference championship. The Jags (more than once). The Panthers (more than once). The Falcons (more than once). Teams that we constantly make fun of have gone to the conference title game yet the Cowboys are 4-10 in the playoffs since they last won a Super Bowl. FOUR AND TEN. That's so pathetic. 

Dale Hansen going out by making fun of them? That dude can play on my team any day of the week.