Uncle Stevie Strikes! The Mets Acquired Cameron Maybin From The Cubs For 1 American Dollar

Did Bobby Axe do it again or did Bobby Axe do it again? The Mets are losing MULTIPLE players to injuries every single night. So what does Uncle Stevie do? Acquire the guy that was the five-tool centerpiece of the Miggy Cabrera trade for less than the price of 2 DOGE coins (UPDATE: 3 DOGE coins, maybe 4 based on the latest numbers). I don't have Maybin's career or recent numbers in front of me, but considering the Marlins made the trade, I have no doubt he is every bit the stud they thought he would be.

The hardest part of this entire trade was Steve Cohen finding a single of his $14 billion to snail mail to the Cubbies for what will likely be a Mets every day player. Actually I bet Steve Cohen couldn't even tell you who is even on the $1 bill these days. He would probably guess it was Mickey Mouse or some shit. So I bet Sandy Alderson probably just found four of the quarters that Jeff Wilpon paid him in during his first go-round with the Mets to make things square.

So welcome to the Final Destination movie known as the New York Metropolitans, Cameron.