Makes You Feel Really Good and Safe When You Find Out A Guy Who Was Handling Ebola Samples Decided To Get On a Cruise Ship
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NBC News - A Texas hospital lab supervisor who may have handled fluid samples from Ebola victim Thomas Eric Duncan is on a Carnival cruise ship in the Caribbean and has been quarantined on board, officials said Friday. The Texas Health Presbyterian hospital employee, who set sail from Galveston on Oct. 12, did not have “direct contact” with Duncan and “has not had a fever or demonstrated any symptoms of illness,” State Department spokeswoman Jen Psaki said in a statement. Two nurses at the hospital, where Duncan died Oct. 8, have been infected by the virus – including one whose travel on a commercial flight to Cleveland prompted concerns over authorities’ handling of the outbreak in the United States. The Carnival Magic was being held off the coast of Belize Friday until the lab worker could be removed and taken back to the U.S. “At this time, the guest remains in isolation on board the ship and is not deemed to be a risk to any guests or crew,” Carnival said in a statement. “It is important to reiterate that the individual has no symptoms and has been isolated in an extreme abundance of caution.” The Belize Government confirmed it was in touch with U.S. authorities.
Some people are saying this is what is known as “fear mongering”. That this person went 19 days without showing any signs of Ebola, there’s literally nothing to be scared of. Fuck. That. Shit. You don’t just juggle vials of Ebola then hop on the next cruise ship, packed like sardines with a bunch of people who all they are going to do is fuck. Out of every single possible thing you could do after getting Ebola, which I have now decided this person has, getting on a cruise is the absolute worst. Now I will say this, it is a great way to jump start population control. I’ve never been on a cruise, but I also have no desire to. Being stuck on a boat at all hours of the day with strangers sounds miserable. Do they even have Red Zone on cruises? What if an Emily Ratajkowski sex tape leaks and you’re on a cruise and you miss it? Sounds like literally the worst thing in the world…and then to top it off, surprise! you have Ebola now. So they have to throw this person overboard. As I showed yesterday, we are already running out of beds for the Ebola infested fucks. So actually, don’t even bother throwing the person into the sea. No need to give all the fish and sharks Ebola. We need to drop a nuke on the boat and cut our losses. I’m not taking any chances. Time for Obama to do the right thing.