Liam Hendricks: Ass Man, Confirmed

This is kinda a shocker to me to be honest. Wanna know why? The Aussies can stake claim to one of the hottest models on the planet, Ella Cervetto and you'd think she'd be enough to shift an entire continent firmly into the "tits" category. WRONG!!! Liam isn't a scumbag panderer like Carl. Liam drafted ass with his heart; he didn't pander by drafting something like "Africa" by Toto or any one of Carl's other draft picks, he drafted "ass" even if it wasn't the popular move. That's one of the many reasons I love him. Sure he has 98MPH cheese and all that, but he's more than that. Sure, he's an ass man, but he's also a man with the utmost gumption and integrity. That's exactly who I want closing my baseball games. 

PS - I wasn't lying about Ella Cervetto:

PPS - obligatory