It's Utter Bullshit That Miss Argentina Didn't Win Miss Universe This Weekend After Rocking A Diego Maradona Inspired Costume

Reags5/17/2021 2:40 PM

What the fuck Miss Universe? How does Miss Argentina not win after breaking out Diego Maradona during the costume portion of the contest. I didn't even know there was a costume portion of the contest, but she won it. You don't rock Diego Maradona head to toe and lose to someone else. It's impossible. Remember when Maradona died, Argentina called for a THREE DAYS of national mourning:

Why? Because Maradona was that dude. A soccer legend, a content legend, a party legend. It didn't matter what he did, he went balls to the walls and everyone noticed. He carried Argentina to a World Cup title. He won major leagues across the world.

So when Alina Luz Akselrad smartly breaks out the Maradona costume, you need to reward her. She didn't even finish top-10 in the Miss Universe contest. Barely cracked the top-21! What kind of bullshit is this? Someone from Myanmar won best costume, not even the Maradona one. I'm calling on Mario Lopez and Oliva Culpo to investigate this crime. That's what it is, a crime.