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Watch This When You're High - The Blotzman Brain Theory

s/o Jerry Thornton

Jerry is so good that he doesn't even need to directly suggest a topic, he just drops tidbit gems like this in his blogs naturally. Like he did in his last TB12 one.

According to the Boltzmann Brain Problem, it is more likely that the universe is a hallucination than that it actually exists. The theorem is named for Ludwig Boltzmann, and is based on the calculations of astrophysicists that in 10 to the 10th power to the 68th power - so a double exponential - years removed from the Big Bang, the Higgs Field (which gives particles mass) will have long since disintegrated. Eventually what particles are left will form a brain and recreate actual thought. So that our thoughts and experiences are all the future random constituents of that matter. And if it wasn't clear to you after seven championships, that future brain belongs to Tom Brady. We - you, me, and all our shared experiences, are all just figments of his great cosmic imagination.

Needless to say, after reading this I needed to sit down before I began to investigate. 

Watching a few of these videos confused me even more than I was before watching them. 

My biggest question wasn't how is this possible? It was who the fuck is smart enough to come up with this theory and then attempt to prove it? They can't be fully human right?

Keep the suggestions coming. Keep them classy. No butt stuff.