Jerry Thornton

You Don't Truly Know What Being a Loser is Until You've Put a $26 Million Lottery Ticket Through the Laundry

Let me say right from the outset, I hate lottery stories. The only thing worse than someone telling you about how they almost won big is someone telling you how they actually won. All it takes is for some slob at the bar watching the numbers get drawn to start in on "I played 4-1-7-8 exact order. An

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You Don't Truly Know What Being a Loser is Until You've Put a $26 Million Lottery Ticket Through the Laundry

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