A Padres Fan One-Punched The Everliving Shit Out Of A Rockies Fan Before Getting Jumped By Every Other Rockies Fan At Coors Field

Slam Diego indeed. Jesus Christ.

Now I know this will upset some of the new school baseball fans since I can't prove this with any sort of analytics, but I feel like the impact of that punch doesn't land with nearly as much force if this is three years ago. I'm talking before Fernando Tatis Jr. those fire retro jerseys, and bat flips to the moon made the Padres the coolest team in baseball. I didn't know Padres fans existed outside of the Greater San Diego region let alone would be strutting around Coors Field like they're Daddy Long Dick ready to unload on the first person to stand up to them. There is no way that dude is feeling himself and choosing violence if his team is wearing these snoozy pajamas from the Trevor Hoffman Era.

But when you have an awesome team with awesome players and awesome threads, you not only get the gumption to walk around with the opposing team's jersey on but you get the confidence for your hands to turn into cinder blocks. My word. I didn't even know someone simply with the word San Diego on their chest could have such aggression since just seeing "San Diego" makes everyone think of sunshine, the beach, and 72 degree days without humidity. The Padres are truly ushering in a new era of baseball.

Also I gotta shout out the Rockies fans for having that guy's back as he went into lala land and turning the stands into a Royal Rumble where it's 10 good guys taking on a heel when he enters the ring. I've heard Coors Field is an awesome place to watch a game and have an ice cold Coors Light with the bluest mountains on Earth. But I didn't realize Rockies fans were the type to scrap at the drop of a hat because one of their own went down. All that Padres fan saw after landing his knockout blow was a sea of black and purple. Not sure if that's the type of fight that will turn the Rockies season around. But the Mets are 5-0 since Jeff McNeil and Francisco Lindor stepped in that tunnel to talk about wildlife and haven't looked back since.