Gentleman Pulls Off The Most Dynamic Fart/Rock Video In Internet History And Ends It With A Push More Brave Than The US Marines

I gotta be honest. When I saw this video I was instantly glad I wasn’t in the room with this fella because that last fart made me literally gasp. I couldn’t believe it. That fart is like when Kenny g learned how to breathe and blow at the same time. The deep vibrato would even make Josh Turner blush.

Not only was the sound thrilling, but the execution was flawless. The confidence in your abilities to rip three heaters on beat, in key, and powerfully is a skill that many don’t have.

Impressive?