Rick Moranis Sounds Like An Old NBA Coach & You Can't Tell Me Otherwise

Alright listen people...I am now aware that Rick Moranis is, in fact, not an old NBA coach and he is a wonderful older actor gentleman that was recently in the news after (sadly) getting randomly punched on an NYC sidewalk. I'm not gonna argue that because that's obviously a fact. But what I AM going to argue is that the name Rick Moranis simply SOUNDS like an older NBA coach.

You telling me Rick Moranis doesn't sound like a savant of a basketball mind that could've been coaching a team like the Trailblazers or Pistons back in the day? Stop kidding yourself because you know it's true. Sure maybe I should watch more Ghostbusters or Spaceballs to get more clarity on the scenario, but until then when I think Rick Moranis I think basketball coach. Sorry, not sorry.