Welcome back to Stool Streams, and welcome back to Cornhole. It's a mini milestone today, as we reach our 50th official broadcast inside the Triple S. And what better way to commemorate that than having Dave Portnoy make his return under the bright lights to make his Cornhole debut? That's how we kick off our show today, with two additional matches today that should be great. We also have a $2,000 Progressive Jackpot on the line if you go 6-for-6 on the Play barstool App. Let's break down each match below:
Remember to make your picks to get in on the Progressive Jackpot sweepstakes. $2,000 is yours if you can successfully go 6-for-6 on the Play Barstool app.
Match 1 - Dave Portnoy vs. Brianna Chickenfry
History: Dave making debut, Brianna 1-0
Storylines: Plenty of eyeballs will be glued to the screen for our opening match today. Dave Portnoy makes his cornhole debut inside the Triple S, as he takes on podcast partner Brianna Chickenfry. Dave says he is not very good, but does have some experience playing in both Nantucket and at the beach. As for Brianna, she looks to add another win to her resume after sweeping Frank The Tank a few weeks ago.
Quotes to Remember: "It seems like something that she [Brianna] would be good at. She's a drunk idiot." - Dave
"I am very nervous, because I don’t want to destroy my boss, but at the same time, I want to show I'm not scared to beat you." - Brianna
Question 1 - Series Winner
Question 2 - Total Cornholes (Game 1)
Match 2 - KFC vs. Tommy Smokes
History: KFC making Cornhole debut, Tommy 0-2
Storylines: Our middle match today will be a fun one, as KFC plays Cornhole for the first time in Stool Streams Stadium. His opponent? Tommy Smokes, who surprised many in his impromptu match against Rico Bosco a few weeks ago. This is another opportunity for Tommy (0-2) to secure his first Cornhole win inside the Triple S.
Quotes to Remember: "Tommy is more focused on his NFTs and his HOGE, he's not focused on this." - KFC
"KFC is probably bad. I have nothing to base that off of, but he's probably bad." - Tommy
Question 3 - Series Winner
Question 4 - Margin of Victory (Game 2)
Match 3 - Liz Gonzales vs. Willie Colon
History: Liz 1-0, Willie making Stool Streams debut
Storylines: Welcome to the Triple S, Willie Colon. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion is set to take on the bags and board for the first time today, and he has he hands full. Liz has plenty of success while under the bright lights of Stool Streams Stadium, including a $10,000 Jenga Championship and a convincing sweep over Billy Football in Cornhole a few weeks ago. Can she keep the hot streak going?
Quotes to Remember: "You guys keep putting me against these big boys, first Billy, then Willie. I'm guessing you think I can take them." - Liz
"I dominate holes, so this should help." - Willie
Question 5 - Series Winner
Question 6 - Total Cornholes (Entire Match)
First pitch is at 2 PM ET. Remember to make your picks and we will see you then. If you need to burn some time before we hit the air, here are some other matches from previous broadcasts.