Ain't Nothing Uncomfortably Weird About Being The Best Program In The Sport, Everything Is Normal With Kentucky Basketball

Let me start this off by saying I like Carl. We enjoyed a couple beers and slices of pizza this past week. He loves to chop it up and talk hoops. Good guy. But this is naive Carl talking. This is upset Carl talking. He's trying to lash out because Kentucky took Orlando Antigua and Chin Coleman. Carl, buddy, you're talking about Kentucky here. We get what we want. It's what happens when you're the greatest program in the sport. Orlando Antigua is Cal's guy. He let him spread his wings after going for the head coaching job at South Florida, but he knows when Cal comes calling like Omar, you return. 

Then there's Chin Coleman: 

Love this guy already. Putting out a video while dripping in sweat and listing so many 'many's' I've lost count? I'd run through a wall for this guy. I'd run to Illinois just to remind Illini fans about the fact Chin Coleman is now a Wildcat. I'd remind Illini fans about how they let America down losing their one chance at a title in 2005. I'd remind them how they blew it against this fucking guy: 

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Oh and Carl, you want to know this? 

Maybe mix in an Ice Mountain and let the heart rate settle before you start scaring all the babes away. Who asked for this anyways? I live in a world where things like "send me a 30-second video of you talking about XYZ" is very common place.

I asked about it. Big Blue Nation asked about it. I know Chin Coleman is getting to work. He's also healthy. Key for a coach. Need to make sure he's getting his body right because he's going to need to scare the babes away. It's time for a return to glory, no time for babes at Kentucky. We got through the worst season in school history, it's time to get right. No more Olivier Sarr. No more congested paint. First it was Chin and Orlando and now we are loading up on shooters. Babes are going to be flocking here: 

Shooting? Check. Experience? Check. Talent? Check. Pissing off all of America and taking what we want? Check all the way around. We're back.