We Got A Brand New Teaser For Stranger Things 4 Straight Outta Hawkins
Damn it feels good to have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what happens next season in Stranger Things from that teaser. Seriously, I'm fine with everything in that trailer being nothing. Actually that's not true. I don't like that they turned a Plinko board into such a creepy thing. Plinko should always be a source of entertainment and joy.
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Other than that, I'm more than fine using this teaser as a subtle reminder that we are getting another Stranger Things considering a bunch of people probably forgot about it. I am actually pretty interested to go back in time to see what exactly that fuckface Papa did that led to the constant haunting of the poor people of Hawkins, Indiana along with seeing some more superpowered kids.
The good people at Stranger Things already spoiled the fuck out of what should've been a big reveal for next season with this teaser that came out before the entire world went to shit and pushed every series/movie back months if not years.
Based on some research (AKA a three second search on Twitter), it appears we could be getting two more teasers in the coming months.
I am definitely intrigued what else we will learn in those teasers as well as the inevitable trailer before the show returns in what sounds like 2022. But honestly, all I need to get excited about watching Stranger Things is listen to the end credits music since the directors have trained my brain to want more like Pavlov trained his pooches with ending each episode with a perfect cliffhanger followed by that melody and Netflix seamlessly autoplaying us into another one.