PUT CROSBY IN HANDCUFFS!!! THROW AWAY THE KEY!!!!! BURY HIM UNDER THE JAIL!!!!!

WHAT IS THAT?!?! DISGUSTING!!!! HANDCUFFS!!! JAIL TIME!!!!! CALL THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY!!!!! 

I mean what perfect timing. On the heels of the biggest over-reaction ever, the golden boy Sid the Kid goes out and is slamming people's head into the ice right in front of the ref, nary a whistle. But do people care? Of course not, which proves my point exactly: THIS IS HOCKEY. I cannot believe it has come to this, me defending Cros, but wake up you idiots, this shit happens nightly. Just because it was big bad SCC Tom Wilson who did it last night everyone lost their fucking MINDS, but when Sid does it, all is well, go as you please. Hypocrisy at its finest. The Rangers better be typing up another statement to condone this disgusting act of violence.

And as it turns out, Sid is a multiple time offender?!?!

GITMO!?!?!

Honestly, I cannot believe Crosby has a "C" on his sweater. Embarrassing.

This Pittsburgh writer is oddly quiet now. STRANGE. Keith Olbermann is silent. That NY Post weirdo who basically convicted Wilson of murder has said mum a peep. 

So my point point is, everyone is quick to point fingers and take the high ground when it's someone else, but they don't want the smoke when it comes back to them. Obviously SCCTW is no saint, but the incredible over-reaction and the quick 180 when it's someone else doing it is amazing.