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Lighten the Fuck Up! A New Harley and A Stack of Dirty Dishes...

Ever since he was a young boy Justin dreamed of owning a motorcycle. One Saturday morning while doing errands, he came across a Harley with a "for sale" sign on it. Although it was nearly 10 years old it looked as good as a new one. The chrome was shiny and the paint was in mint condition. He negotiated a fair price and paid the seller for it.

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After he had the bike loaded onto his trailer, he asked the seller how he kept it in such mint condition and the seller said, "Well, it's simple, whenever the bike's parked outside and it's gonna rain, I rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from rusting." Before Justin left the seller handed him a small unopened jar of Vaseline which Justin stuffed in his pants pocket.

That night, Justin and his new girlfriend Vanessa were invited for dinner at her parent's house. Naturally, they rode the motorcycle there.

Just before they entered the house, Vanessa stopped and said, "I have to tell you something about my family. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who speaks during dinner has to do all the dishes."


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Justin thought it was a pretty strange custom, but his new girlfriend was smokin' hot and so he was quick to say, "No problem".

As they walked through the house Justin was shocked when right in the middle of the living room there was a tall stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen there was another stack and piled up on the stairway, more dirty dishes.

They sat down to dinner at the dining room table and while they ate, nobody said a word

When dinner was winding down, Justin leaned over and gave Vanessa a big, wet kiss and nobody said a word

Then, he reached over and began fondling Vanessa's breasts and although his unusual behavior got some jaw-dropping reactions, nobody said a word

He realized that he could have some real fun with the family's strange custom, so he stood up, grabbed Vanessa, ripped off her clothes, threw her on the dinner table, and had his way with her right in front of her parents…

Vanessa was flustered, her dad was livid, and her mom horrified, but nobody said a word

Justin looked over at Vanessa's mom and noticed that she had a smokin' hot body just like her daughters…

Justin grabbed Vanessa's mom, bent her over the table, and when she didn't resist, he proceeded to yank her panties down and then had his way with her right on the dinner table where she quietly had an incredible orgasm. When he was done, Justin sat back down and looked around the table at his girlfriend and her parents, wondering what they were thinking…

Vanessa looked furious, her dad was boiling, and her Mom, well, she was still beaming from ear to ear, but nobody said a word

All of a sudden, there was a loud clap of thunder and it started to pour. Justin remembered that his Harley was parked outside, so he pulled the jar of Vaseline out of his pocket, and just as he pushed himself away from the dinner table, Vanessa’s father stood up and shouted, "Okay, stop, I'll do the damn dishes!"

* Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968