That’s not Alaska. That’s not Antarctica. That’s Iowa last night. Blowing snow making roads impassable. Temperatures closing down schools and businesses for what seems like the 50th day in a row. The state issuing tow bans even though I have no idea what that means. Unreal. Spring has never felt so far away.
PS- Fuck the people at CBS who cut away from John Legend’s Grammy performance last night to warn us about the weather. Yeah, we all have windows. We know it’s hellaciously cold and snowy outside. Don’t cut into the sweet vocals of John Legend to tell us something we already know. I was this close to climaxing when they switched away.