Pray For The NFL (And The NBA) Now That Jameis Winston Is Training By Shooting Footballs Into Basketball Hoops From Wayyyyy Downtown

Standin' on the corner Jameis Winston, Nawlins Louisiana. Such a fine sight to see. It's a baller my Lord, that can throw, run, or hit the boards, and you lead your team to six or threeeee

Sean Payton really is a mad football scientist huh? I thought churning out a home playoff game last season despite starting a QB who couldn't throw further than Weird Haircut Seth and another who was listed as a TE in fantasy leagues was impressive enough. But now he's going to turn 20/20 visioned Jameis Winston into a first ballot Hall of Famer in at least one sport by training him like a barefoot Steph Curry instead of Patrick Mahomes. Shit is unfair, man.

Not only that, but I wouldn't be surprised if there is some sort of funny money business that the Saints worked out where Jameis doesn't count fully against their cap if he is on the Pelicans roster too since Gayle Benson owns both teams. That team has been capped out for years yet never do anything to fix it outside of signing more good players to big deals. And if by some chance Jameis can hoop as well, he may actually give Zion a reason not to sign with the Knicks the millisecond he can, which means the good people of New Orleans will be eating nothing but dubs for the foreseeable future in both sports.