'The Challenge: Double Agents' Ep. 18 Recap & Power Rankings - Fessy Will Never Win Because He's The Definition Of Charmin Soft
*Spoilers Obviously Ahead. Again, this is your warning*
We're going to keep these blogs going. If we can't have No Quitters (RIPIP, send all complaints on Twitter) we're going to have the blog damnit. The Challenge is too damn good of a show to not be talked about. Each Thursday I'll drop one of these recaps and power rankings so we all can argue about America's fifth sport. At the same time, every Friday we'll recap the All Stars because that season is off to a hell of a start. You'll see some things pop up with No Quitters, etc.
Fessy is a Charmin soft loser who wasn't going to win
Definition of popcorn muscles. This guy, what a loser. What a fucking loser. Bro skated to the Finals thanks to being in this dumbass Big Brother alliance. He pulled the smart yet snake move of doing Hall Brawl against someone in his alliance to eliminate Nelson. He tries to start shit with CT. Dude, just because you were the 27th rated tight end in your class doesn't mean you're better than CT. I'll take CT at tight end over you in a heartbeat. Why? Charmin. Soft. Little (with big popcorn muscles that would 100% kick my ass) bitch. Kaycee takes a tumble, clearly hurt. She's sucking it up to keep going on one leg and they get to the eating checkpoint. Let's see how Fessy is handling that:
It's like when Jay and Jenna got eliminated because Jay just straight up refused to eat. Fessy won't ever win shit because he's a mental midget. A little bit of adversity and he shits his pants.
CT a step away from solidifying himself as the 2nd best Challenge contestant ever
I'll get into this more after next season but CT is putting on a clinic. Bananas is the most successful Challenge contestant, CT is right there with him if he wins this. 1-2 no doubt with a win. But this season where people are out trying to eliminate CT and avoid him running a Final, this is why. He's 2-for-2 in mission wins. He knows how to handle the distance running. Monster.
I like that people are getting fucked over by TJ
This season started roughly 4 years ago. There's been a ton of eliminations and had to get gold skulls and all that shit. 4 teams make the Final, one team will be eliminated after the first night and then third place gets zero money. I love it. Give me the drama of seeing people lose their shit because they finished 3rd.
CT and Amber B have to make the smart decision to start next episode
Clearly they were breaking the Final into two parts with it being just an hour long. They left with Amber B and CT winning the eating challenge and getting an advantage of putting more food on someone's plate. It's a no-brainer to put it on Kam and Cory. They are your biggest competition. Kaycee is on one leg. Leroy has Nany. You have to give it to Kam and Cory.
Amber B was a monster and made the easiest call ever
Amber B was the breakout star of this episode. She won the women's heat of the first mission, held up with the eating mission and is a good runner. Since she was the overall winner of the first part she was given the choice to pick a different teammate than CT. Uhh, why? CT is the best guy there. You just won. Luckily she's also smart and kept CT. I love mayhem, but I want CT winning this shit.
Power Rankings
4. Fessy and Kaycee
3. Leroy and Nany
2. Cory and Kam
1. CT and Amber B.