The WFT Just Signed A Chilean Basketball Player Who Is Now The Most Athletic TE To Ever Enter The NFL
No hyperbole, bitch!!! The WFT just signed, according to algorithms, the Pythagorean theory, and Sohcahtoa, the MOST ATHLETIC TIGHT END TO EVER ENTER THE NFL!!!
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Let's take a look at his numbers, shall we?
So basically we just signed a future HOFer, that's pretty awesome. And to think some team is going to trade up to take Kyle Pitts? Hah! We laugh!
Welcome to DC Sammis Reyes. You are my new favorite player. See ya at the parade. #WFTYear