The Sox Park New Pregame Light Show Is Sick AF

I cannot wait for this to go down with 40,000 drunken assholes in the stadium. Tell me that doesn't get your juices flowing, you can't. Sox Park has EVERYTHING you need. Awesome food. Awesome tailgating. Awesome sight lines. Awesome access. Awesome view of both the former location of the Robert Taylor Homes housing projects and Gary, Indiana, and now an awesome light show that gives me a slight urge to go to a game hopped up on hallucinogens. What more can you ask for? Sorry they didn't "roll out the red carpet" for someone who doesn't give a flying fuck about the team. Fuck outta here with that. Gimme the brats, the drunkards, and the tailgating every single day of the week before a box suite with a bunch of suits. The last few sentences were an "IYNYK" situation. 

Go sox. Win this fucking baseball game