A Hungarian Porn Star Claims A Man U Player Tried To Pull A Power Move And Take $200 Back From Her To Pay For Pizza
[Source] - A HUNGARIAN porn star has sensationally claimed she provided escort services to three Manchester United stars. Shona River, 28, alleged that one of the footie aces even took back €200 from her to buy a pizza.
“Just because they have a lot of money, it doesn't mean they want to be generous.”
She also alleged that one Red Devils star had taken back €200 from her to pay for pizza in an apparent power move.
I'm here to ask the important question. Like how do you spend $200 on pizza? It's actually more like $237 once you convert it to American dollars. But what sort of pizza are we ordering here? I'm a basic pizza guy. Give me a pepperoni. If I want to get crazy, I'll go buffalo chicken. If I want to destroy my stomach I'll add some sausage and bacon to the pepperoni. Simple, elegant. Slap a little parm cheese and crushed red pepper on there and your boy is happy. You know what else makes me happy? It doesn't cost $200 for a pie. It doesn't even cost you that in New York or late night Vegas or anywhere.
I just don't care if athletes pay for sex or whatever. That's not the point here. You gotta be the cheapest athlete alive if you're willing to hire an escort only to take 200 bones back for pizza. Just go all-in. I'm assuming this likely happens away from Manchester. So treat it like you're on vacation. There are no rules when you're on vacation. You don't have to be a real person. Just splurge. Money doesn't matter when you're on vacation! Gotta admit that this Instagram post is VERY ironic and hilarious now:
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Really this just makes me happy to be a Spurs fan. You can have your trophies and legacy and all that bullshit. I'll have my guys not caught up in asking for money back during sex. Those are the guys I want on my roster. Well, those and dudes who can win.
Not that you read anything I wrote because you put porn star in the title and people click for pictures. Here you go, I'm a man of my word:
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