Jesus Aguilar Just Picked Dom Smith's Pocket In Broad Daylight!

What is this, New York City in the 80s?!? That sniveling nerd de Blasio has really let everything go to shit if ballplayers are getting robbed at work during a day game. Opening Day no less! Someone get the NYPD, the FBI, whatever anti-cheating stooges Rob Manfred hired at MLB to Citi Field right this second and rule this a forfeit in the Mets favor.

Derek Jeter clearly is not the type of owner who is going to pay for an elaborate electronic cheating system, so he instead has his front office scouting guys who can literally steal cheat sheets over guys who can steal bases. What a black eye for baseball. I demand any title that Derek Jeter "won" be removed from the record books, given to the team that lost to him in the World Series, while I hate to do this, we must now bar Jeter from the Hall of Fame that he got voted into but was never inducted into in order to #ProtectTheGame.

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Blogger's Note: In full transparency, if this move was done to any team but my own, I would love it. However since it was against the Mets, it's a federal crime that spits in the face of our national pastime.