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Of COURSE the GOAT Jen Selter is also the handstand palm tree queen! WE ARE NOT WORTHY! WE ARE NOT WORTHY! MERE MORTALS WE ARE BEFORE THE GOAT JEN SELTER!!! Good for her! Not to mention she's staying fit as a fiddle, during a global pandemic, no less! Good for Jen for fighting the good fight in these tough times waiting on those April showers to bring May flowers! Down with Covid-19! Up with health, exercise, and sunsets!
Now do me a favor and CUE IT!
Go Jen Go! Live Jen Live! Yay Yay Yay!
JEN BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy as I get all his PAGEVIEWS for him!
BACK TO JEN!!!
Thank you, Jen! Thank you!