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Julius Randle's Son Sums Up The NBA World Perfectly - He Fucking Hates The Nets

Lock Julius Randle up to a max contract right now and while we're at it sign Julius Randle's son too. This is the type of guy we need on the Knicks. Sure, Randle is an All-Star and a potential All-NBA player, but this is the intensity we need. I want my kid crying because he hates another team so much. Just being blunt about it. That's the sort of guy that it takes to get the Knicks back. Plus, Randle's kid can play: 

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Bully ball 101 just like his pops. Who cares if the kid is on the same team as you, you go get that ball like you're Danny in the Replacements. Listen, this whole thing is completely on number 10 too. You see your big man running to the middle of the paint like that, you feed him the ball. That's guard lesson like number 2. Reward the big man for running. This is what happens when you don't do that, you get spear tackled by said big man. 

Now I know Randle's kid has the heart to go with the game. He's born to hate the Nets and you know that comes directly from dad. 

We talk about wanting the 90s Knicks back so bad and we're getting that. It was built on hating the Heat and Bulls and Pacers. Now we add the Nets to the list. You want a superteam? Fine. Get ready for hate. Get ready for Julius Randle's son to be ready to attack.