The 4-0 Phillies Beat The Best Pitcher In MLB Who For Some Reason The Mets Don't Want To Pitch #LOLMets

Wait...that's not Jacob deGrom! The Mets and MLB ACE was DEALING in this game and was only at 77 pitches and gave up 3 hits through 6 innings...why isn't he out there pitching? 

The Mets! That's why! Oh well! Meet The Mets! Meet The Mets! Step right up and greet the Mets! The more things change, the more they stay the same. Need a Frank The Tank cover of this ASAP: 

Gotta feel for those Mets faithful at Barstool. Don't know how they do it. Ring The Damn Bell and CUE IT HARRY!!!