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A Bazillionaire "Undercover Boss" and His Playboy/OnlyFans Model Ex are Involved in the Wildest Break Up of the Century

A sophisticated, erudite, chronicler of the wealthy F. Scott Fitzgerald once said, "The very rich are different from you and me." To which his rum-soaked, chain smoking, chronicler of old men in beat up fishing boats, literary pal Ernest Hemingway replied, "Yes. They have more money." 

And to which this beer drinking unsophisticated man of letters would also like to point out, when the ultra rich date super attractive influencers with OnlyFans accounts, their break ups are way, way more interesting than the rest of ours. Consider the case of these two crazy, star-crossed kids. 

Source - Last December 17, the unlikely May-to-December romance between Stephen Cloobeck and Stefanie Gurzanski sure seemed like it was heading toward a happy Hollywood ending.

That night, at a cost of $130,000, he threw a lavish 26th birthday party for her and her five girlfriends at his $45 million house in Cabo San Lucas, after flying them down to Mexico from Los Angeles on his Global Express private jet. He gave her a $200,000 Richard Mille watch. He plied everyone with $7,000 worth of caviar, 80 bottles of Domaines Ott* wine, 12 bottles of 1942 Don Julio tequila, and $13,000 worth of “swag” bags, filled with specially designed Stefanie Gurzanski keepsakes (embossed with “Baby G AF”—her Instagram bio). He gave Gurzanski and each of her friends a Chanel handbag, totaling $30,000.

They had met in late July (not May, actually)—during the summer COVID lull—and then spent nearly “97%” of their time together, including at Papillon, his Beverly Hills home, which he claims is worth $100 million. ... Gurzanski, a gorgeous OnlyFans model—where pictures of her can be had for a price of as much as $200 a pop—and Instagram influencer, with nearly 2 million followers. “I’ll promote brands, clothing lines, skin care, things like that,” she says. 

Cloobeck says he spent around $1.3 million on Gurzanski in their five months together. There was expensive lingerie, Louis Vuitton designer clothes and bags, Hermès clothes, Cartier jewelry, Sephora cosmetics, crab legs, and more watches, Champagne, and tequila. He moved her into a luxurious Beverly Hills apartment—and prepaid the annual rent—so that she could be 10 minutes away from him at Papillon. He authorized her to spend $85,000 fixing up the apartment; she spent more than $150,000 on it, he claims. “She created it into a porn set,” he says. “Little did I know.”

Cloobeck says he spent around $1.3 million on Gurzanski in their five months together. ... He moved her into a luxurious Beverly Hills apartment—and prepaid the annual rent—so that she could be 10 minutes away from him at Papillon. He authorized her to spend $85,000 fixing up the apartment; she spent more than $150,000 on it, he claims. “She created it into a porn set,” he says. “Little did I know.” ...

He wants the world to know that he thinks she’s a con artist who preys on older, rich men like him.  ...

She got [a] restraining order. “I’m scared for my safety because Stephen knows where I live,” she says. “I go outside to take the trash out, and I’m scared that he’s going to hire someone to do something to me, because he has mentioned that he could hire someone. He could hire anyone to kill anyone for $500. That’s something that actually keeps me up at night.” ...

If you know Stephen Cloobeck at all, it might be from his two appearances, in 2012, on Undercover Boss ... “I date beautiful women,” he says. “I didn’t know there was an offense to that. I love beautiful women. What can I tell you?” ...

Last September, around Rosh Hashanah, Gurzanski posted to her OnlyFans account a topless picture of herself standing against a brick wall, wearing only a yarmulke from Cloobeck’s son’s bar mitzvah and holding a single Granny Smith apple in one hand and a container of Mike’s Hot Honey in the other. “Who does this shit?” Cloobeck asks me, incredulously. Apparently, he does, Gurzanski says. “He actually gave me that idea, and he gave me the yarmulke, the honey, and the apple, and said, ‘I’m Jewish and I think that this would be a good idea for your OnlyFans fans that are Jewish."...

In his lawsuit Cloobeck also claimed that ... “on occasion,” Gurzanski “secretly posed in the nude while Cloobeck’s teenage daughter and staff were in the house.”...

Cloobeck asks if I want him to be “really open with me.” Why not, I reply. “She was not a top 10 blow job of mine, okay,” he says. “You want me to be real? She was not a top 10.” He then disparages her body. “She hardly works out,” he says. In her temporary-restraining-order filing, Gurzanski included a text from Cloobeck: “BTW. You are getting FAT.” She says he’s told her that her “boobs suck; they’re sagging.” She says Cloobeck has tried “to slut-shame me and has tried to body-shame me, and I’ve had to be really strong and confident in myself to not let those things affect me.”

Allow me to apologize for the extreme length of that excerpt. But trust me, those are just the highlights. It's like apologizing for having too much iceberg above the surface. And in that analogy, the fabulous, glamorous, envious life of these two would be Titanic. Luxurious, impressive, expensive, and doomed to a quick an horrible, though spectacular demise. 

So just keep these two in mind next time you think you've suffered a messy split. If you and your sorry, middle class ex aren't out $1.3 million, involved allegations of in porn shoots, Sugar Daddy life, restraining orders, threats, desecrating sacred religious symbols, non-elite blow jobs and slut/body shaming, can you really go around believing you've had drama? Get over yourself and your humdrum life. You haven't loved and lost until you've loved and lost like Cloobeck and Gurzanski.