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Good GRAVY!!! We've got Kara Del Toro making NFT's!!! What's a "non-fungible token"?!?! I still have no idea! But Kara straight OWNS them and will be making BANK along with every other IG model and influencer in the land! Shoot, I bet Kara may have won a lot of coin on Team Livestock in the MORON Madness! Props ahoy for her continuing to fight the good fight! Down with Covid-19! Up with Kara and the beauty of life this March! Take care now! Bye bye then!
KARA BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy and make sure everyone knows I'm doing his PAGEVIEWS job for him - AGAIN!!!
BACK TO KARA!!!
Thank you, Kara! Hooray for capitalism!