Former Barstool Smokeshow Elle Johnson Knows Exactly How To Celebrate Michigan Wins In The NCAA Tournament

Go Blue! Go Michigan! I'm finding myself starting to root for the guys from Ann Arbor now. Can't put my finger on it. Maybe it's the fact Juwan Howard is actually a hell of a coach and I enjoy watching him. Maybe it's because it'll make my boss happy, which in turn feels like a win. Maybe it's Eli Brooks coming from my hometown and winning a title. Maybe it's Elle Johnson. Who am I to pick just one? Elle just knows exactly how to celebrate Michigan winning

I could sit here and talk about the offense and the improvement Mike Smith has made as a transfer. Hell, we could talk about Franz Wagner's ability to blow up the PnR with his size and versatility. But, I'm starting to think Michigan is winning because maize and blue is an A+ bikini color combo. Maybe the subtle M logo just works on bikinis. Again, it's March, nothing makes sense and you don't care to talk about different defensive coverages in this blog. 

Moving forward, I too will be making picks strictly based while wearing swimsuits. Sure, I may have went 5-1 yesterday, but who needs reasoning and stats when you can look like this. Must be a big Mintz fan here: 

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NFL picks next year, time for me to get in swimsuit shape.

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Go Michigan.