"I'm A 44 Year Old Masshole" - Brad Stevens Once AGAIN Sets The Record Straight About Staying In Boston

On one hand, this is why you can't believe everything you read on Twitter. On the other hand, with the way things have been going lately, I apologize for nothing. I'm in a fragile state. Even if simple logic should have been enough for everyone to ignore all the smoke today, shit happens. All I know is I was in desperate need of some good news and thankfully that dreadful Shams bomb never came. I mean all these Indiana people are "hearing good things" there are "private meetings" what were we to believe?

I guess it all comes down to the fact that Brad is just too nice

I mean let's not sugarcoat it. Had he left in the middle of the season to go to college, that would have been a colossal disaster. I don't know if you've seen who is available to coach, but the names aren't great. Is Brad perfect? Lord no. But he's a damn good coach that almost every team in the league would love to have. I'm just glad I don't have to worry about this until another blue checkmark tweets about it. I look forward to that day.

We can now turn our attention to more pressing matters, like how this team can stop being so embarrassing. Maybe look like an actual NBA caliber team for once. Perhaps have a fourth quarter where you don't forget how to play the sport of basketball. That's a good start. Smart talked about how they aren't having any fun during this shit, well yeah man we aren't having any fun either. In fact, it's ruining some people's (me) lives. 

But at least we don't have to worry about this shit. That's a relief. I'm sorry Hoosier fans, I know you probably got really excited today, lord knows I was freaking out basically since it all started with that Dameshek tweet. The hell was that shit by the way? 

Now if you'll excuse me I will now turn the page on this drama and start worrying about losing to the 16-24 Kings while playing at home because honestly, that's how shit is going right now.