The Mets Were Practicing The Important Stuff In Spring Training Today, Namely Celebrating Winning The World Series

I know there are probably plenty of Chicken Little Mets fans worried about what this means or hardos from other fanbases getting bent out of shape about this. But I couldn't love this more if I tried. What's the worse that could happen, the Mets DON'T win the World Series. Been there, done that. All that negativity was for the broke boi, bad luck Wilpon Mets who at this time last year were trying to figure out if Michael Wacha or Rick Porcello was their fifth starter and if Jed Lowrie would ever walk again. Now they are practicing World Series celebrations. That is progress and the exact mindset you should have when a winner like Steve Cohen is your owner. Dress for the job you want and practice the moment you are working for, because as a wise man once said...

Besides, it's not like a drill like this isn't important. We all know the dumb ass injuries that baseball players come down with. Kendrys Morales fractured his leg jumping on home plate after a walk off for Christ sake. I don't want a pig pile crushing Francisco Lindor or a rogue thrown glove to the eyeball to cause Jacob deGrom to need corrective surgery and slow down this big market freight train one iota from becoming the wagon it is destined to become with Uncle Stevie at the helm. I need the Mets to be ready for everything that happens on the field from the first pitch of Opening Day to the last pitch of the World Series and even the parade where we are celebrating RESPONSIBLY with the beer that is made to chill.

The Mets are definitely not the first nor the last team to do this, but I need them to take this opportunity to really practice the nuances of their celebration. Health is paramount in all this, but the Mets next World Series will be the first World Series millions of Mets fans experience. So let's get some great dances, handshakes, and cellies ready for when the inevitable happens.