James Cameron Is Re-Releasing 'Avatar' In China On Friday In Attempt To Reclaim The 'Highest Grossing Movie Ever' Title From 'Endgame'

Ohhhh you motherfucker. 

This is like the ending of every classic action movie - you think the good guys have won and saved the day, they're sittin on the back of an ambulance wrapped in a tin foil blanket with their friends, and BAM! 

It turns out the bad guys aren't all gone yet, and they pulled some bush league shit to stay in the game! That's what ol' Jimmy Godfather is doing here!

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From hoping the 'Avengers' movies started failing….

“I’m hoping we’ll start getting Avenger fatigue here pretty soon,”, and went on, “Not that I don’t love the movies. It’s just, come on, guys, there are other stories to tell besides hyper-gonadal males without families doing death-defying things for two hours and wrecking cities in the process. It’s like, oy!”

Who says 'oy'?

….to gettin beaten by em and having no choice but to acknowledge it….

….to now trying to slide back into that #1 spot when everybody least expects 'em to. 

It ain't like we didn't see this coming, with only a $7.4mil difference between the two movies….

….we just didn't think it'd be this soon! Especially after everything shut down and whatnot. Bullshit!

Yeah, I know this is stupid, and we're just getting played by a fabricated box office war between two Disney-owned movies that are YEARS old at this point, but fuck it - it's still real to me dammit! I have fun with this rivalry!

I say they put 'Endgame' out on Friday as well and see which one comes out on top. Give me Feige vs Cameron as a 2021 McMahon vs Bischoff. Put 'Avatar 2' out against 'Fantastic Four' afterwards. Guaranteed those blue fucks would be goin down.