Top-10 Ugliest Dude On The Planet Is Married To A Smokeshow Tiktok Star
How? How did this fella pull this off? I mean, I know that I'm not as attractive as my wife. Im not really in the same ball park as her but I'm in the same stadium. This dude isnt even playing the same fucking sport. That haircut looks like Milton Dave back when he was using the Flowbee.
This relationship would make more sense if the dude was rich too. Rich dudes are completely looks free if they are ugly and it's an added bonus if they are attractive. Youll see plenty of young women with rich ugly old men. But that doesnt appear to be the case. I dunno why but this dude doesnt strike me as someone who is sitting on a Scrooge McDuck level of fortune. He's just chillin in his acid-washed jeans, a 5-year-old polo that is stretched the hell out, and eating what appears to be just the crust of a Lil Caeser's pizza.
On top of this pair looking unequally yoked to outsiders, SHE ADMITS IT. "When someone says my husband is fat and ugly" is implying this shit happens all the time. I bet it does, too. I bet she cant post a picture of him without getting flooded with "HIM! THATS YOUR HUSBAND? We got a certified chode on our hands with this pile of fish shit" or something like "I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" or even “The day I need a friend like you, I’ll just have myself a little squat and shit one out" or even something like “You’re an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dogshit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly" or they could even go with something as simple as “You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well-scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you’re not more than one generation from poor white trash."
No matter the movie insult they hit him with in the comments, he doesnt care because hes an ugly nerd with an attractive wife.
Shes a great actress too. You would have never guessed it wasnt her voice.
It honest to go makes no sense and might be the most odd-looking couple I've ever seen.