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Former Ranger Sean Avery Runs Down, Attacks Man's Car With Eerily Calm Smile On His Face

Below is the full video of the incident (*the title is a little confusing as it's Avery running after the car & punching the rear-view mirror): 

According to TMZ, who got the Los Angeles PD report, there's two sides to this story:

On one end, there's Niku. On the other, there's Avery … and both guys claim the other dude was the aggressor in the incident.

Niku says a couple weeks ago, back in mid-February, he got into a confrontation with Avery in the neighborhood after unintentionally blocking the former hockey player down a two-way, one-lane road.

Niku says when he backed up to let Avery by … the 40-year-old ex-NY Ranger became aggressive, rolled down his window and yelled "slow down you fat f#ck", over and over.

Niku says he hadn't had any contact with Avery since … until Thursday morning, when he drove by the NHL player, who was on a jog.

Niku claims Avery recognized him from their February incident, and became incensed, and chased after him.

The video shows what happens from there.

I don't know who 'Niku' is (is he a fat f#ck? Who's to say!), but if I were him my butthole woulda been extremely puckered as that big truck blocked my car in while Avery grew larger in my rear-view mirror with that eerie smile on his face. His Ned Flanders robotic grin throughout the whole ordeal reminded me that a lotta hockey players are on a whole other level than the rest of us & truly relish a little violence of action.. though uh, preferably on the ice with other willing participants. 

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Anyways, if you find yourself in the Hollywood Hills and have always wanted to know what it's like to face the wrath of an NHL wildcard I recommend cruising around & testing your luck. Bump the wrong recycling bin & you, too, could feel the excitement with Avery.