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I Wish This Old Dude Cruising Around Town With His Lax Stick Was My Grandpa

Are you able to get adopted as a 28-year-old man? Asking for myself. Because as much as I love my own parents, this dude fucking rocks.  I still coach high school lacrosse, and I can tell you that nowadays all these kids out here just think that they deserve to receive a DI offer without putting in 

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I Wish This Old Dude Cruising Around Town With His Lax Stick Was My Grandpa

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