PER JJ WATT, HE'S ON THE CARDINALS?!?!?!

 

 

 

Damn. No more treasure hunting, no more connecting dots, Peloton bios, or conspiracy theories. JJ Watt is singing in Arizona, joining his old teammate DeAndre Hopkins and making that team a powerhouse to be reckoned with. 

I'm bummed though. I thought we were going to have weeks more of JJ Watt conspiracies. I was only just warming up. I wanted him to be tied to every team by the end of this saga. But he nipped all of that immediately and is going to the desert. The Cardinals will be great this season, but man, what a bummer that this didn't stretch on for longer, it coulda been a ton of fun.