Is Eddie Wearing A Chin Diaper In This Pic Or Does He Have A Reverse WSD Beard? Let's Investigate
Almost exactly a year ago we had a team dinner at the great La Scarola, and because people love nothing more to shit on my greatness, someone decided to photoshop my eyeball beard:
Original:
Photoshop:
Shaking my fucking head. You assholes always gotta pick on happy go lucky WSD for all of his shortcomings, even though in this instance any single one of you would throw your first born child off a cliff to have a beard that is in the same universe as mine. It's immaculate.
Anyways, we had another team dinner last night, this time at Gale St. Inn on Chicago's NW Side. They're partnering with us for the foreseeable future and only Ed and Dante have consumed their cuisine. I am putting all character aside when I say this and would state it even if they weren't a partner - they were the best ribs I've ever had. Now I'm publicly not a "rib guy" but that doesn't mean I don't like them. They're just tier 2 to me of BBQ food after smoked brisket and other beef and sausage offerings. Don't get it twisted either - I like ribs, they just have to be as good as Gale Street's for me to say "holy shit these are good". I order every one of you to check out Gale St. ASAP - you will not be disappointed. The whole menu fucks.
But I was on edge last night knowing that we were going to take another team picture and I hadn't buzzed my face. I knew the entire internet was going to be abuzz about yet another shortcoming of mine and because of that, I will deflect any and all mean comments from me to Ed because I'm an insecure dickhead and that's how I roll.
Here's our team picture from last night:
OMG I CAN'T TELL IF EDDIE IS WEARING A CHIN DIAPER OR JUST HAS A NECKBEARD THAT WOULD MAKE KYLE ORTON BLUSH!!!! EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AND MAKE PHOTOSHOPS OF ED!!!!
Seriously though, I had to zoom in BIG TIME to actually decipher the pic and I think he's actually just got a really thick neck beard, but at the same time I'm a blogger, not a forensic scientist, so I can't tell for sure. I hold those who post in comment sections in the highest regard; you're all well educated, upstanding citizens that are leaders in each of your respective professions. I am sure there's gotta be SOMEONE in there who solves murders and shit that can tell us if Ed has a reverse WSD beard going or if he's wearing a chin diaper. If that person is you, feel free to comment below.
And that's all I have to say about that.... Until I see Ed again and I crucify him for having weird facial hair to the point where he gets exceptionally annoyed with me. Cannot wait.
PS - this made me laugh out loud this morning:
