Derrick Lewis Defends Extra Punches After Curtis Blaydes KO - "He Could Turn Into The Undertaker And Sit Straight Up And Eat All Those Shots"

Spot the lie there, folks! Spot the motherfucking lie.

Hell, I've never seen somebody turn into The Undertaker and sit straight up after being put OUT COLD by Derrick Lewis myself....

….but who knows?! There's a first for everything, ain't there?! Who knows if Curtis "Razor" Blaydes woulda been the one in 20-1?!

Seriously, though - Derrick Lewis pitched a god damn perfect game this weekend. He pulled off the biggest upset in a UFC main event in 5 years (+300), barely got touched in the process, became the sole record holder for most knockouts in company history, had a hilarious post-fight presser where he made this Undertaker joke and sent his best wishes to Texas, promising to bring his hot balls back soon….

….and now we've got former UFC Heavyweight Champion Daniel Cormier - who's actually fought Derrick Lewis before - saying that he may have the heaviest hands in MMA (Francis Ngannou included), and there's even some stats to back that take up!

It's Derrick Lewis' world now, we're just living in it - can't wait to hear what kinda shit talk he's been workin on for March 1st….