Greg The Motherfucking Egg. You little Machiavellian fuck. I see you Greg. I like it.
This entire time I thought Cousin Greg was looking to slyly climb all the way to the top of the Waystar Royco org chart using his mumbling charm and whatever scraps of paper he could salvage from the fucked up shit that went down in Cruises as steps. However it appears he has since pivoted from trying to take over an old media dynasty to sliding in to a new media dynasty. And you know what? I like it. Old media is just that. Old and ready to have Death knocking at its front door. But new media like the Kardashian-Jenner conglomerate is where the real money is and Greg The Egg is looking to slide into Kim K's good graces with his awww shucks persona before the writing on the divorce is even dry.
The thought of willfully entering the web cast by Kris Jenner would scare off most of Kim's suitors. But Greg has taken shrapnel from Logan Roy as well as all of the shitty Roy kids only to emerge stronger than ever. Kris Jenner may be the Final Boss of parents that run media empires. Yet if Succession has taught me anything, it's that Greg The Egg is a survivor that is always in the right place at the right time. Real G's move in silence like lasagna, which just so happens to be the most common letter in Greg The Egg. Simpletons will try to tell you that Nicholas Braun is just an actor that plays Greg The Egg. However, am I supposed to believe that it wasn't Greg The Egg that "just so happened" to crash the One Bite pizza review with Bon Jovi and another leader in the new media revolution during this all-time classic video?
That was the wrong Culkin to use in a Succession blog but you get the point
Greg the fucking Egg man. Can't wait to see how he fares on next season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.