I had to keep the headline of this blog spoiler free for the people that haven't been able to carve out 30 minutes for my favorite show currently on TV but I also had to pay tribute to the hottest song on the planet as well as this Timmy Sean fella that made the perfect rock remix. Forget about the cicada on the window or Quicksilver. I think Timmy Sean is Mephisto because he had that song recorded as a one man band and uploaded hours after the show ended, which is a crazy turnaround time for a mere mortal like the rest of us who didn't see that song coming (even though everyone on the planet with internet access knew Agnes = AGatha harkNESs). Then again, anybody with a musical bone in their body knew this banger was worthy of a remix since I'm still bopping to it.
It sucks I can't even try to be an Agnes fan because she is an admitted dog murderer. RIP my dog SPARKEY MAXIMOFF.
BONUS: Hip Hop Remix
But seriously, where is Reed Richards? And Magneto? And Professor X? JUST GIVE ME ALL OF THE CHARACTERS AND THEIR FRANCHISES THAT FOX RUINED BY THE SERIES FINALE. I know that seems like a lot to ask but if one man can deliver, it's the GOAT. Buy a shirt to honor the man.
Robbie and I will have plenty to talk about on this week's My Mom's Basement. Make sure to subscribe on iTunes to get it as soon as it drops. In the meantime make sure to check out yesterday's Lights Camera Barstool theories + easter eggs breakdown to fill your brain with all the WandaVision goodness that The Feige has delivered to us during the content desert known as February.