Eric Musselman Using The Kentucky Derby Against Me And Then Dancing Right In My Face Is Flat Out Assault

Listen, I'm a Muss fan. Have been since the Nevada days. Love that he'll say whatever, puts himself out there, actually has fun with the media and isn't boring. But this? Using the Kentucky Derby against me? What the fuck man? We've been friends for a few years now. I LOVE horse racing. There's not a more beautiful place in the world than Keeneland on a spring day. Send me to any track in America and I'll be happy as hell. But using this, in Kentucky, to fire up a team against the team I live and breathe is flat out rude. Then you dance right in my face? 

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You know what I'd do to have fun this year? No instead, I get my heart ripped out game after game. Every single game it's close with 4 minutes to go before Kentucky shits the bed. 5-13! 5 and fucking 13 and I gotta see Muss firing his team up by busting through a horse gate and then dancing. Might as well just kick me in the balls while you're at it. Couldn't you go back to being the UPS guy or posting notes on your player's cars? 

It's bad enough I had to watch Kentucky make plays before a bullshit foul call ripped a win from my hands. Now I gotta watch Muss having a grand ole time. Assault.