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Am I A Bad Person Because I Bet Against The Sox Every Night?

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I have a confession to make. I’ve been betting against the Red Sox almost every single night the last couple weeks. I even went to the game last night for Pedro and still bet against them. I cheered my ass off for Pedro then once the game started I was all about the White Sox. Every night these assholes are favored. Two nights ago they were -170 with Joe Kelly pitching. Last night they were -135 with Wade Miley vs. Jeff Samardzija. It’s pure insanity. The Red Sox are the worst team in baseball. They have been the worst team all season. They can’t hit, they can’t pitch, they can’t field. They suck at everything. Yet somehow Vegas is still treating them like they are a .500 team or something. So yeah I bet against them every single night. Yeah it’s something I said I’d never do. But this team is just so god damn hatable and so god damn bad I can’t help myself. It’s the only bet I win each night too. I lose every other game on the board except the Red Sox. I sort of feel bad about it, but at the same time I don’t. This team stinks and the least they can do is win me some cash betting on their ineptitude. Am I going to hell?