To Whom It May Concern:
Yesterday a "This Girl Should Be On Your Radar" blog went up with approximately 497 pictures of a model that was very easy on the eyes.
Said blog was crafted the day before but slotted in the posting pipeline for the next day (yesterday). That decision is out of my hands.
Between the time of the masterful work I put in crafting the blog, and it being posted, the fine lady decided to make her account private, resulting in not one single picture appearing. And an onslaught in the comments.
A weaker, less confident man would take offense and sit in the corner sucking their thumb. But I will take the heat.
You know why?
Because I'm a man of integrity.
In fact I will do you all one better.
I'll make it up to you with one of the most blazing chicks on God's green Earth.
Have a good night and don't lose your faith in me.