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Mets Acquire Tyler Clippard

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Rec Specs up in this bitch! Obviously the Mets starting pitching is absolutely pitch black, lights out. But bridging the gap to Familia is always a little rocky. The bullpen for any big league team can always use a little bolstering. And once the Mets win the NL East Mejia won’t be eligible for the postseason so the Clip Show will be able to slide right in and take his place.

The Baseball Maverick is wheeling and dealing folks! Looks like as the deadline approach Sandy acquired a little bit of a check book, a pair of balls, a Coke Can, a couple Major League Bats, and now a solid reliever. Is he gonna pull the trigger on a bat? Is he gonna move on a guy like Cespedes? Upton? Will Sandy Alderson finally do what Mets fans have been begging him to do? Go get me a big bat and lets snatch the NL East right out of Nate and Bryce Harper’s hands.

Lets go fucking Mets.

PS – Remember the last Mets reliever that rocked glasses like this?

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NO fucking cab rides for Tyler Clippard. Take the subway or something bro. Sanchez’s injury cost the Mets the 2006 World Series.