About 12 People Showed Up To Watch the Florida Panthers Take on the Ottawa Senators Last Night

Game time #Sens #Panthers pic.twitter.com/WR0Vwb2l0H

— Bruce Garrioch (@SunGarrioch) October 13, 2014

This is the scene at the opening faceoff at last night’s Panther’s game in Florida. It’s game 2 of the year. 2. Their opener was at about 50% capacity, last night was what..10%? 5%? I’m not a good guestimater, but it’s not a great look. Set the record for their least attended game, so at least they have that going for them. I did better on the Rundown than the Panthers are at drawing a crowd. Time to pack up the Mayflower trucks and move this team to Seattle. Or plop them out in Vegas. Have them play in Sri Lanka. It doesn’t matter. Just get them the fuck out of South Florida. Fans wouldn’t even show up to watch LeBron and the Heat, so I’m not sure they’re stoked to go watch…ummmm…racking my brain for someone on the Panthers…Tomas Fleischmann and the Panthers. I guess Luongo is finishing off his career down there too. That sucks.

MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!!!! (Jim in section 105 eats an especially hard piece of popcorn, it echoes)