The Back Story On Juan "Hog Show" Uribe #DarkSexy

So all these emails and rumors are rolling in now that the Mets acquired Dark Sexy Juan Uribe. Apparently the guy just has the biggest dick on God’s green earth. Treating your teammates to a “hog show” is fucking hysterical. Like reading a book to a classroom full of children or something. Gather ro

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The Back Story On Juan "Hog Show" Uribe #DarkSexy

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