Vivid Finally Extends Formal Offer To Rob Ford So He Can Show Everyone His Pussy Eating Skills On Camera

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TMZ – Crack-smokin’ Toronto Mayor Rob Ford may not look like a sex god … but at least two adult film companies want to turn the mayor into a porno superstud … sources in the XXX biz tell TMZ.We’ve learned Vivid Radio is making an offer to Ford to star in his very own sex video. Vivid star Brandy Aniston says she came up with the idea … and wants to co-star in the flick because she thinks “He’s kinda cute, in a big, teddy bear kind of way.”Brandy better hurry up, because spoof porns are already being shot.

Everyone’s favorite Canadian has the opportunity of a lifetime here.  This is the big time. Vivid is a powerhouse studio in the porn industry and it’s a chance for Rob Ford to back up his words.  He claims he eats pussy all the time, and now they want to pay him for it.

Honestly, Rob Ford is the luckiest man on the face of the earth. He’s the mayor of one of the most recognized cities in the world. He got famous for smoking crack. That in itself is a new precedent in fame. In the history of celebrities and crack, it has never ended well.  How did he do it? Charisma. This guy might as well become the president of the world.  He goes from knocking bitches over in official government meetings to getting the greatest job offer in the history of mankind in a little over a week.  Purely amazing. All of this is a direct result of smoking crack. You can’t argue that, it’s fact.