Introducing The Philly Anthem Courtesy Of The Sons Of Ben

No one likes us, no one likes us, no one liiiiikes us,

We don’t care.

We’re from Philly. Fuckin’ Philly.

No one likes us,

We don’t care.

If you’ve ever made it out to a Philadelphia Union game, this chant won’t be anything new to you. But it’s about time the entire City of Brotherly Love adopts this as our anthem because truer words have never been sung aloud to the tone of “Oh My Darling”. Imagine if the whole city started chanting this as soon as the Pope touched down in September? It would be beautiful. And if I know Cool Pope Franky like I think I do, he’d probably join right in, too.

While we’re at it, the Sons of Ben might be the most underrated group of savages in the city. I don’t care if you like soccer or not, you have to make your way out to a Union game at some point in your life. These guys go fucking bonkers for the Union and the atmosphere there is insane. Almost makes you forget you’re Chester. Here they are throwing hella shade at the Portland Timbers supporters a couple weeks ago.

Oldie but a goodie.

DOOP.