Hey Lady, Your Dildo Is Showing
Let your freak flag fly! Let it fly high! Let everybody waiting for that train know you mean business. That has to be on purpose. If she were concerned about her dildo peaking it’s head out in public then she should’ve bought a new bag by now. She silly doesn’t care. She’s committed to letting people know that she might need her dildo at any moment of every day. Most people are afraid to leave him without their cell phones. That chick is afraid to leave home with her pink dildo. She just feels comfortable with it. Maybe she’ll use it. Maybe she won’t but it’s just nice knowing it’s there. Just in case she needs to bang one out real quick before her stop. I get that. I get having something just for peace of mind. For example, I bought the complete series of Seinfeld on DVD on Amazon a few months back. There’s almost no point for me to do that because you can find episodes of Seinfeld on line or TBS runs a bunch of them every single day. The DVDs are still in the plastic. Haven’t opened it. So why buy it? Because I feel comfortable having them. Just in case the world plunges into anarchy I wanna make sure I have Seinfeld DVDs. Same goes for this girl and her bright pink dildo.