People All Across The World Can't Stop Talking About Jizz On This Fine Saturday

Everywhere you look today it's Jizz this and Jizz that. Not even just any Jizz. Jizz Hornkamp. You can't make that name up, it's that good. It's Velvet Milkman and Jizz Hornkamp. Those are the two strongest names in the history of the world for me, just edging out the likes of Max Hooper (who only shot threes), God Shammgod, Majestic and Scientific Mapp. Oh and can't forget about Cassius Clay/Muhammad Ali, pick whichever one you want. Both strong names.

But back to the Jizz. This 22-year old just couldn't stop scoring today. I don't care if he's playing second-tier soccer in Netherlands, it's noticeable enough to be trending on Twitter, which is how you know you made it. I'm banking that Jizz gets hot after this explosion and keeps a scoring streak alive. Those were nice goals too, especially the 3rd and 4th. But all I could think about is how Jizz is showing off here. Two is plenty, three is a miracle, four? Four is world class showing off. Classic Jizz. 

What else can you say about Jizz Hornkamp? Man knows how to score. He won't stop. Best performance of the day and that's why the world can't stop talking about Jizz on this fine Saturday.