Former Smokeshow Kourtney Kellar Is Dating Isaiah Hartenstein And Is Dangerously Close To Making The Nuggets America's Team

Here I am minding my own business on this cold ass Friday when I get reminded that Isaiah Hartenstein is dating former Barstool Smokeshow Kourtney Kellar. I'm at the point where we may be declaring the Nuggets, America's team. They really might be the easiest team to cheer for with Nikola Jokic and Jamal Murray. Throw in Kourtney Kellar (and Harper Hempel) and you have my full on attention. I simply can't believe Isaiah Hartenstein pulled Kourtney. Don't get me wrong, he's still a professional athlete worth millions so it's not shocking that you can land a smoke. But the man has spent more time in the G League than the NBA. And again, this is Kourtney Kellar: 

Also just seeing her in the Nuggets gear reminds me how fucking fire the Nuggets gear is, especially the throwbacks. The fact they don't wear these every single night pisses me off: 

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Arguably my favorite jerseys in NBA history. It's tough to top that look. But at least now they still have dope colors and it sure looks good on Kourtney! Again, this is the team to pick if you're looking for an NBA team. I'm too deep in Knicks fandom and way too old to just switch teams, but I'll be cheering for the Nuggets to come out of the west. You want LeBron again? I don't think so. The Clippers? With Playoff P? Give me Jazz/Nuggets Western Conference Finals, they delivered in the playoffs last year. Plus I just want to watch Jokic do shit like this: 

Jokic/Murray and Hempel/Kellar, hell of a dynamic duo: 

Go Nuggets.